THESE WOMEN poetry by Nada

                                                               THESE WOMEN

I wanna talk to women.

Women of all sizes, skin colours

Weave types: synthetic, human hair I don’t care.

I wanna talk to all women.

 Black, white, in-between.....

 Those with fanta faces and coca cola legs

I don’t care.

I wanna talk to women

Those that rock the cat walk?

Bed room, Lecture room,

Executive board room,

Those I care.

In each and everything we do, a man is a man.

Executive board room woman

You may be the boss in the office but at home, he is the head.

You many earn much more money but at home he is the head.

You may be addressed as,

Yes madam, yes madam, am sorry madam..... Right aware madam,

But don’t expect the same from your man at home.

His way past that for he takes a place in your heart no subordinate, colleague will ever take,

And each day he goes deeper and deeper.

Now I ain’t saying the tables should be turned and that you should start saying

Yes sir! Yes sir!

The food is on the table sir!

The water is in the bathroom sir!

But....Yes baby sounds quite more like it,

Yes baby come.....let me give you some sugar before the kids come back from school sounds quite like more it.

Yes baby I wanna show you that I appreciate you,

That I love you, that I need you.

A man just wants to be a man.

He doesn’t want you to see his manhood only in the bed sheets,

But in every   aspect of the relationship.

So executive boardroom woman, am giving that to you as a food of thought,

As you pretend to be scrolling down that I-pad you bought.

Money lover chic

Now you money   lover chic / freak.

Gal you can jump....you jump from one man to another,

You do it with a lot of skills it kills.

Why do you jump?

 Is money really the bother?

You have a child, who doesn’t have a father,

But how can you know the father,

When you jump from one man to another.

Gal..................................

Money comes and money goes

Unless if your dating Bill Gates

But these Kampala men that like to bet

Whatever money they get they bet

Gal.................................................

Put it in your thick skull that today he has, tomorrow he does not

And maybe the next day he will if God so wills.

Get off your high horse,

Taking you out buying you a Samsung shouldn’t be by force.

And this business of men coming in and out,

In and out of your Muzigo,

Just cause the previous one failed to buy you a clear essence kizigo,

That is so not cool gal......................

These men keep on saying that you are a fool.

And that is so not cool.

Side dish/today is my day to be with me sort of chick

Now you side dish/today is my day to be with me sort of chic..

Now another girl may know that you are seeing her man and she may choose to do nothing about it.

In fact she may know that her man meets you in peculiar places at peculiar times doing peculiar things but she may still choose to do nothing about it.

Why..............

Munanage   God said we share........

Girl..............................................................

 Am a B*****h with a capital B

If my man is a table and I mean a mahogany table,

And I a dish and I mean a dish from the UK,

I ought to be the only dish on that table,

These side dishes from bwaise, kalerwe, kikubo ,

Any dish that is not me, I don’t need it on my table,

These side dishes of cabbage, kachubali ,

Don’t put on my table,

These side dishes that are put just in-case the main dish is not enough

 Now why wouldn’t I be enough?

Do I look like someone that can be enough?

Gal............ Amma tell you a secret....

He can’t handle me, his always like

‘’ time out... no no time out no ...no waaaba too much’’.

But if you still feel confident

Walking with your high heels in my relationship territory

I will starch your face you go not like it when am done

Gal.....................

Get off the sexual network

Go get your man

Single lady/Single lady/ SINGLE X5/5 YEARS

Now you single/desperate girl

I look at the list of all the qualities you’re looking for in a man and I feel sorry for you

Unless if your waiting for a man from mars, Venus

But these Kampala men won’t go past number three

But girl............ you are so judgemental

Just because his wearing flats and not moccasins

So you won’t give him your number, eh?

And by the way, flats from BATA that are on discount

That is good enough at least his not bear footed.

Like we women we like to say that we are not our hair

Some men like to say that they are not what they wear

He may look lousy but he will give you a lot of love

You will feel like your that dove

 That flew out of Noah’s ark.

But that ain’t gonna happen if you’re so judgemental

You see all the men around you as being beneath you

Not worthy of you, underneath you

So you keep on climbing the ladder looking for a man with higher standards like Jesus Christ.

Leaving all the men down the ladder

Looking up at you as you go

Climbing to higher heights than the MAPEERA

So they ask...............

‘’Where the hell are you going? We are all down here? What did you say? Sorry we can’t hear you you’re up the ladder so high? Okkk when ready to come down just holla.’’

On one hand you have all the qualities you’re looking for in a man laid on your finger tips but

 on the other hand I want you to ask yourself what are the qualities that am looking for that I actually have

Because you may have such low standards that even when I bend over I can’t get lower to your standards...

Gal...........you have been so single for a long time

You have gotten such a bad attitude

You need to get laid.

Girls, Girlfriends, women, ladies, wives, facebook haters, twitter lovers, instagram addicts, Bitches whatever......................

I ain’t saying that we should be perfect

All am saying is that we should strive to be the best women we can be.

Our father in heaven expects the best from us

 He knows that we have the capacity, capability, ability to be the best.

When he says yes no fool can say no.

So if you’re striving to be the best at your job, business, executive boardroom

Strive as well to be the best wife you can be to your husband

Strive as well to be the best mother you can be to your children

The best sister to your siblings

The best daughter to your parents

The best child to your father in heaven

If you’re a waitress then strive to be the best waitress you can be

If you’re a model then strive to be the best model that you can be

Though keep in mind that your body is the temple of the lord

Not the temple of some men that see you as flesh

When you go with them you will come crumbling down like Babylon

Tumbling down like Jack and Jill

Down the hill in heels.

If you’re a house wife then strive to be the best house wife you can be.

Staying home doesn’t mean that you should put your best clothes, shoes, makeup in the darkest corner

Why....................

Ebyo  byabamla  ngan genda out

Your man comes back home and he just looks at you and looks the other side.

Look good, Look good while doing the dishes look good

Look good while his around and even when his not around

Cause I see your man, his full of excuses

His walking closer to the sexual network while murmuring that he doesn’t like the way you’re looking

Gal............................. get your man off the sexual network.

Look goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.................

Women Take Five

If you are a man and you know that your wife is as hot as hell

 When you ring that bell she gives you this amazing yell

You know that she would go north and south for you

East and west for you

But you treat her like shit

With her you are so valagant

But with bu campuses you are so extravagant

 I just have one word for you

 You are on an A-HOLE

And I don’t know why she’d keep giving you her P-hole

 Cause if she were me, you wouldn’t even see my Mouth hole

WAAMA Girls, girlfriends, women, ladies, wives, facebook haters, twitter lovers, bitches ...WHATEVER..........

I ain’t saying that we should be perfect

All am saying is let’s strive to be the best women that we can be

Let’s be role models, mentors, speakers, friends and most importantly lovers of CHRIST.

THESE WOMEN is a poem written by Nada. Want to see it performed ,

Nada will be performing this poem for the very first time   

On the 25^th/march/14 at Poetry in Session, THE HUB in Kamokya and on the

 27^th/march/14 at  Kwivuga in Gattomatto   in Bugolobi.