THESE WOMEN
I wanna talk to women.
Women of all sizes, skin colours
Weave types: synthetic, human hair I don’t
care.
I wanna talk to all women.
Black,
white, in-between.....
Those with fanta faces and coca cola legs
I don’t care.
I wanna talk to women
Those that rock the cat walk?
Bed room, Lecture room,
Executive board room,
Those I care.
In each and everything we do, a man is a man.
Executive board room woman
You may be the boss in the office but at
home, he is the head.
You many earn much more money but at home
he is the head.
You may be addressed as,
Yes madam, yes madam, am sorry madam..... Right
aware madam,
But don’t expect the same from your man at
home.
His way past that for he takes a place in
your heart no subordinate, colleague will ever take,
And each day he goes deeper and deeper.
Now I ain’t saying the tables should be
turned and that you should start saying
Yes sir! Yes sir!
The food is on the table sir!
The water is in the bathroom sir!
But....Yes baby sounds quite more like it,
Yes baby come.....let me give you some
sugar before the kids come back from school sounds quite like more it.
Yes baby I wanna show you that I appreciate
you,
That I love you, that I need you.
A man just wants to be a man.
He doesn’t want you to see his manhood only
in the bed sheets,
But in every aspect of the relationship.
So executive boardroom woman, am giving
that to you as a food of thought,
As you pretend to be scrolling down that
I-pad you bought.
Money lover chic
Now you money lover chic
/ freak.
Gal you can jump....you jump from one man
to another,
You do it with a lot of skills it kills.
Why do you jump?
Is
money really the bother?
You have a child, who doesn’t have a father,
But how can you know the father,
When you jump from one man to another.
Gal..................................
Money comes and money goes
Unless if your dating Bill Gates
But these Kampala men that like to bet
Whatever money they get they bet
Gal.................................................
Put it in your thick skull that today he has,
tomorrow he does not
And maybe the next day he will if God so
wills.
Get off your high horse,
Taking you out buying you a Samsung
shouldn’t be by force.
And this business of men coming in and out,
In and out of your Muzigo,
Just cause the previous one failed to buy
you a clear essence kizigo,
That is so not cool
gal......................
These men keep on saying that you are a
fool.
And that is so not cool.
Side dish/today is my day to be with me sort of chick
Now you side dish/today is my day to be with
me sort of chic..
Now another girl may know that you are
seeing her man and she may choose to do nothing about it.
In fact she may know that her man meets you
in peculiar places at peculiar times doing peculiar things but she may still
choose to do nothing about it.
Why..............
Munanage God
said we share........
Girl..............................................................
Am a
B*****h with a capital B
If my man is a table and I mean a mahogany
table,
And I a dish and I mean a dish from the UK,
I ought to be the only dish on that table,
These side dishes from bwaise, kalerwe,
kikubo ,
Any dish that is not me, I don’t need it on
my table,
These side dishes of cabbage, kachubali ,
Don’t put on my table,
These side dishes that are put just in-case
the main dish is not enough
Now
why wouldn’t I be enough?
Do I look like someone that can be enough?
Gal............ Amma tell you a secret....
He can’t handle me, his always like
‘’
time out... no no time out no ...no waaaba too much’’.
But if you still feel confident
Walking with your high heels in my
relationship territory
I will starch your face you go not like it
when am done
Gal.....................
Get off the sexual network
Go get your man
Single lady/Single lady/ SINGLE X5/5 YEARS
Now you single/desperate girl
I look at the list of all the qualities you’re
looking for in a man and I feel sorry for you
Unless if your waiting for a man from mars,
Venus
But these Kampala men won’t go past number
three
But girl............ you are so judgemental
Just because his wearing flats and not moccasins
So you won’t give him your number, eh?
And by the way, flats from BATA that are on
discount
That is good enough at least his not bear
footed.
Like we women we like to say that we are
not our hair
Some men like to say that they are not what
they wear
He may look lousy but he will give you a
lot of love
You will feel like your that dove
That
flew out of Noah’s ark.
But that ain’t gonna happen if you’re so
judgemental
You see all the men around you as being
beneath you
Not worthy of you, underneath you
So you keep on climbing the ladder looking
for a man with higher standards like Jesus Christ.
Leaving all the men down the ladder
Looking up at you as you go
Climbing to higher heights than the MAPEERA
So they ask...............
‘’Where
the hell are you going? We are all down here? What did you say? Sorry we can’t
hear you you’re up the ladder so high? Okkk when ready to come down just
holla.’’
On one hand you have all the qualities you’re
looking for in a man laid on your finger tips but
on
the other hand I want you to ask yourself what are the qualities that am
looking for that I actually have
Because you may have such low standards
that even when I bend over I can’t get lower to your standards...
Gal...........you have been so single for a
long time
You have gotten such a bad attitude
You need to get laid.
Girls, Girlfriends, women, ladies, wives,
facebook haters, twitter lovers, instagram addicts, Bitches
whatever......................
I ain’t saying that we should be perfect
All am saying is that we should strive to
be the best women we can be.
Our father in heaven expects the best from
us
He knows
that we have the capacity, capability, ability to be the best.
When he says yes no fool can say no.
So if you’re striving to be the best at
your job, business, executive boardroom
Strive as well to be the best wife you can
be to your husband
Strive as well to be the best mother you
can be to your children
The best sister to your siblings
The best daughter to your parents
The best child to your father in heaven
If you’re a waitress then strive to be the
best waitress you can be
If you’re a model then strive to be the
best model that you can be
Though keep in mind that your body is the
temple of the lord
Not the temple of some men that see you as
flesh
When you go with them you will come
crumbling down like Babylon
Tumbling down like Jack and Jill
Down the hill in heels.
If you’re a house wife then strive to be
the best house wife you can be.
Staying home doesn’t mean that you should
put your best clothes, shoes, makeup in the darkest corner
Why....................
Ebyo byabamla ngan genda out
Your man comes back home and he just looks
at you and looks the other side.
Look good, Look good while doing the dishes
look good
Look good while his around and even when
his not around
Cause I see your man, his full of excuses
His walking closer to the sexual network
while murmuring that he doesn’t like the way you’re looking
Gal............................. get your
man off the sexual network.
Look
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.................
Women
Take Five
If you are a man and you know that your
wife is as hot as hell
When
you ring that bell she gives you this amazing yell
You know that she would go north and south
for you
East and west for you
But you treat her like shit
With her you are so valagant
But with bu campuses you are so extravagant
I
just have one word for you
You are
on an A-HOLE
And I don’t know why she’d keep giving you
her P-hole
Cause if she were me, you wouldn’t even see my
Mouth hole
WAAMA Girls, girlfriends, women, ladies,
wives, facebook haters, twitter lovers, bitches ...WHATEVER..........
I ain’t saying that we should be perfect
All am saying is let’s strive to be the
best women that we can be
Let’s be role models, mentors, speakers, friends
and most importantly lovers of CHRIST.
THESE WOMEN is a poem written by Nada. Want to see it performed ,
Nada will be performing this poem for the very first time
On the 25th/march/14 at Poetry in Session, THE HUB in Kamokya and on the
